funny sms

bikari : 50 paise de de ,maine 3 din se khana nahi khaya baba
Memon: 50 paise nahi 5 rupaye dunga,pehle yeh bata 50 paise mein khana kaha milta hai…”??
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….payal chankati ayee thi…..
….payal chankati chali gayee……………….???
……………….main sindoor leke khada tha,
mujhe rakhi pehnake chali gayee.
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A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
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2 srdrs sat in a double decker bus.1 up &1down. Above1 came down running.Below1 askd why? Srdr replied-”Abe yaar upar driver nai hai!
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What is the moral of movie RANG DE BASANTI?
Ladkiyo ke lafde me mat pado…
Khali ladkiya bachti hai,
baki sab ladke mar jate hai..
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THIHAR Jail ordered 999 shirts & 1000 pants for its inmates.
Tell why this odd combination?
SALMAN KHAN IS COMING . .
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har galee har divaar par apka nam lekha hai,
har khidkee har darwazay par apka nam lekha hai,
opar talash e gumshuda or nechay zehni tawazan kharab lekha hai,
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Dil may ap,
Darkhan may ap,
Ankhon may ap,
Sanson may ap,
Jahan be dekkhon
Bus ap he ap,
Detol wali aunty such kehti hai
JARASIM har jagah hote hia,
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Ek aadmi ki car ke sath Popat takraya or behosh ho gaya.
Admi Popat ko ghar le gaya,Pinjare me rakha or khana diya.
Popat uth ke bola, Hi Allah; JAIL?
Wo Driver mar gaya kya?
Ha Ha Ha…..
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maine khuda se duwa maangi duwa me apni hi mout mangi
khuda ne kahaa mout to dedu par unki duwa ko kya karu
jisne duwa me tere lambe umar ki duwa maangi
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PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI : Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
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PROFESSOR : Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI : Bole toh pehlay date of birth Bata mamu.
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MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
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MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU : Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI : Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
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MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, TU kitna pada hai?
MAMU : B.A.
MUNNA BHAI : Sala, two akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?
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PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI : Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
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:lol!:

Wow.....
Bhoat ache SR Khan
Ap to MaSkhre hE

nadia malik wrote:Wow.....
Bhoat ache SR Khan
Ap to MaSkhre hE

aap ne to inko aate hi pehchaan liya

main samne walon ke jesa hojata ho take samne wale ko gil feel na ho
samjhi miss nadia malik

SR Khan wrote:main samne walon ke jesa hojata ho take samne wale ko gil feel na ho
samjhi miss nadia malik

Hehehehe
uncle u to bura maan gaye ho
Chalo maan b liya to kya ho sakTa he
SachAI kerwi hoti he

haiiiii
bura to tum man gai
nadia aunty i m just kidding
main aisa hi hon agr koi maslah ho to main ho na
kabhi khushi kabhi gham to chalta rehata hai

SR Khan wrote:haiiiii
bura to tum man gai
nadia aunty i m just kidding
main aisa hi hon agr koi maslah ho to main ho na
kabhi khushi kabhi gham to chalta rehata hai

aap hi to maslaa hain

aapi to masla hi hoti hain q k ladies koi hi ho api hi q na ho masla hi hoti hain