Funny SMS About SARDAR

SR Khan wrote:aadmin ; acha sardarji ek baat bataiye agar aapko garam hua to aap kya karoge saradarji ;oy wery simple to main koolar ke samne baidhunga. aadmin ;agar fi bhi garam hua to. saradarji ;oy tab koolar chaloo karunga.
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Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill [color:fd89=orange! important][color:fd89=orange! important]marry you NEXT YEAR.
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Sardar to [color:fd89=orange! important][color:fd89=orange! important]Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...
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A sardarji Doctor [color:fd89=orange! important][color:fd89=orange! important]falls [color:fd89=orange! important]in [color:fd89=orange! important]Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
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Sardar on [color:fd89=orange! important][color:fd89=orange! important]phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now". Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her [color:fd89=orange! important][color:fd89=orange! important]husband speaking.....
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sardar watching star tv bech mein ad aya aap dekh rahe hein star tv .sardar jee bole oye in ko kese paat chala ke mein star tv dekh raha hon ???????
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