Funny SMS About SARDAR
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Funny SMS About SARDAR
aadmin ; acha sardarji ek baat bataiye agar aapko garam hua to aap kya karoge saradarji ;oy wery simple to main koolar ke samne baidhunga. aadmin ;agar fi bhi garam hua to. saradarji ;oy tab koolar chaloo karunga.
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Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
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Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...
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A sardarji Doctor in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
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Sardar on "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now". Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her speaking.....
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sardar watching star tv bech mein ad aya aap dekh rahe hein star tv .sardar jee bole oye in ko kese paat chala ke mein star tv dekh raha hon ???????
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Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
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Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...
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A sardarji Doctor in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
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Sardar on "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now". Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her speaking.....
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sardar watching star tv bech mein ad aya aap dekh rahe hein star tv .sardar jee bole oye in ko kese paat chala ke mein star tv dekh raha hon ???????
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Last edited by SR Khan on Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:05 pm; edited 1 time in total
SR Khan- Number of posts : 100
Age : 40
Location : Karachi
Registration date : 2008-04-01
Re: Funny SMS About SARDAR
heheheh
nice 1 sir jee..
kahin aap bhi to sardaar nahi
nice 1 sir jee..
kahin aap bhi to sardaar nahi
sh0na- Number of posts : 112
Location : karachi
Registration date : 2008-04-01
Re: Funny SMS About SARDAR
SR Khan wrote:aadmin ; acha sardarji ek baat bataiye agar aapko garam hua to aap kya karoge saradarji ;oy wery simple to main koolar ke samne baidhunga. aadmin ;agar fi bhi garam hua to. saradarji ;oy tab koolar chaloo karunga.
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Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill [color:fd89=orange! important][color:fd89=orange! important]marry you NEXT YEAR.
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Sardar to [color:fd89=orange! important][color:fd89=orange! important]Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...
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A sardarji Doctor [color:fd89=orange! important][color:fd89=orange! important]falls [color:fd89=orange! important]in [color:fd89=orange! important]Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
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Sardar on [color:fd89=orange! important][color:fd89=orange! important]phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now". Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her [color:fd89=orange! important][color:fd89=orange! important]husband speaking.....
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sardar watching star tv bech mein ad aya aap dekh rahe hein star tv .sardar jee bole oye in ko kese paat chala ke mein star tv dekh raha hon ???????
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